Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
E: Kat
K: Sarah Palin
What were you doing at 10am this morning?
E: On 8 mile dropping off my paid for lady friend from last night....needless to say i was late for work.
K: I was walking on sunshine!
What were you doing an hour ago?
E: Picking up another hooker
K: Eating mushroom soup.
Do you plan on moving within the next year?
E: Yes. I plan on moving back to Zimbabwe, my homeland.
K: Moving on up... to the east side.
Are you wearing anything on your feet?
E: Stripper heels with the fish still in them...
K: 3 pairs of socks because it's ccccold up here. Gay.
What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
E: I'm looking uh forward to uh the uh um...winning the nobel prize um for uh white water rafting.
K: I'm looking forward to the age of aquarius.
Do you remember your dreams?
E:(Clearly not because she's taking forever to think of a single dream) Sometimes (I waited five minutes to type that answer)
K: Yes.
Where did your last hug take place?
E: Since my hug monitor (Kat) couldn't verify my last two hours in the hug log...i'm going to say Kat in an alley.
K Actually it was in a foyer.
Have you been to a baby shower?
E: I'm mexican what do you think?!
K: No, and baby's raining would be all sorts of weird.
What cell phone company do you use?
E:
K:
What color is your hair brush?
E: Glittery rainbow.
K: Mauve
Do you watch the Super Bowl?
E: Do a dogs lips move when he reads?
K: Shit son. Not since dinosaurs roamed the earth.
What about World Cup?
E: No. I don't believe in soccer.
K: Yes, when that girl took off her shirt like 10 years ago.
Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
E: Maybe....who's asking?
K: No....only a mermaid.
What is the last movie you watched?
E: Debbie Does Dallas
K: Debbie Does Dallas Again.
What movie do you think everyone should watch?
E: Debbie Does Dallas
K: Debbie Does Dallas Again.
What is your middle name?
E: Consuela
K: Diane Neal
Do you have your future children's names picked out?
E: But of course - ready? Ok: Malachi, Ezekiel, Jeremiah (like the bullfrog), Templeton, Gert and Huey.
K: Gulliver, Xanga, Dotcom, and Thor.
What color is your mailbox?
E: Gold??????????????????????????????????????????
K: Whatever color it wants to be that day
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
E: Only a bridge over troubled water unless the levee breaks.
K: Some bridge to terabithia
How many cars can fit in your driveway?
E: 13.43333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
K:1975.32 (you can stack them)
Who was your Kindergarden teacher?
E: My grandma, actually
K: Miss Moaner
Are you taller than your mom?
E: Only on tuesdays and thursdays (see stripper heels above) which is why i visit on saturdays
K:No, but I'm taller than your mom. I talled your mom last night actually
Do you have any bruises right now?
E: Yes...i was in a cage fight last night....but you should have seen the other guy....you can still see his dental records, but that's about it.
K: I'm the other guy.
Are you cold right now?
E: No, i'm sitting in an oven. I keep my room at Hansel and gretal temperature. It's roughly 140 degrees celsius right now.
K: I'm sweating my proverbial balls off
Do any of your close friends have kids?
E: Just your five kids
K: No....i have a strict rule against procreation that I enforce with homosexuality
Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
E: Well, me.
K: Yeah 3 people! And i might be a god mother....oh geez
How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
E: 53 Years give or take
K: 2 months younger....50 years older
What brand are your favorite jeans you own?
E: Osh Kosh B'gosh
K: Gloria Vanderbilt
What is the closest red object to you?
E: Mars
K: A Panda
What is your favorite video game?
E: Original Mario Brothers
k: Oh geez. Mario Kart, Beetle Adventure Racing, Cool Boarders 3, Wave Race....SPYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark. Toy Story, Mario Part. Super Mario Brother 3
Do you play games on your cell phone?
E: I don't play games. Period.
K: You keep saying to quit playing games with your heart.
Do you look more like your mom or dad?
E: I look like the milk man
K:I look like i'm adopted
Have you ever broken a pinata?
E: I'm mexican....I can't afford a pinata
K: I merked that bad boy.
If someone doesnt like you its probably because:
E: Because they're busy hating the player and not the game
K: They're jealous of the perfect package
just kidding.
Who was the last person in your bedroom?
E: your girlfriend
K: my girlfriend
Have you ever crawled through a window?
E: Yeah!!! OMG I had to break into my house, two weeks ago....it wasn't until I tried to take the tv out of the house and the police were called that I realized it wasn't my house. it happens a lot.
Do you lose your keys often?
E:No i keep them on a hook i had that i had implanted into my uh neck...but it's magnetic so even if i bend over it doesn't fall off
K: I don't want to talk about it
When was your last encounter with the police?
E: Undercover cop. drugs. prostitutes may or may not have been involved.
K: It was when I got kicked out of canada....please.
Do you sing in the shower?
E: YES! Showtunes!
K: No.... I don't have a shower....or vocal cords for that matter.
My three favorite things today:
Eric's mustache.
JP:
And hanging out with Kat.
1 comment:
Thor... for a boy's name... Kat... ha... this whole thing made me laugh, but I think that was the topper.
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